How to Grow a Baby

25 Jul

photo by missjanetb


Jenna decided she’d like me to have another baby.  Here’s how a recent conversation went:

J: Mommy, can you please get a baby in your tummy for us?

Me: Hmmm.  How do you think I could do that?

J: Well, you have to drink a lot of bottles.  Babies like bottles.  So, you drink a lot of bottles, then a baby will come in your tummy.  It will grow bigger and start kicking you, and will say, “Let me out!” and then….. it will come out!  That’s all you have to do!

Now you know.


Posted by on July 25, 2010 in Jenna, Random Fun


6 responses to “How to Grow a Baby

  1. Heather

    July 25, 2010 at 6:25 pm

    Ah…if only it was that simple.


  2. psychmamma

    July 25, 2010 at 7:35 pm

    And, ahhh, to return to the days when all the answers seemed that simple. And we thought we knew them all.

    Personally, I’m just relieved the “where babies come from” speech can wait a little longer. 😉

  3. PrincessJenn

    July 26, 2010 at 12:00 am

    BWAHAHAHA!! OMG… that is the most awesome answer ever.

  4. psychmamma

    July 26, 2010 at 6:28 am

    Jenn – The stuff she comes up with seriously makes me LOL!

  5. Vixen

    July 27, 2010 at 2:30 am

    That is priceless. But yes, if only it were that easy.

  6. Maddy

    September 14, 2010 at 6:15 am

    Love the logic, makes perfect sense to me.


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