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A Recent Letter From My Inbox

11 Sep
Photo by Mzelle Biscotte

Dear PsychMamma,

I am Mrs. Jeannifer williams a citizen of United Kingdom, a widow to late Frederick wells. I am 61 years old, suffering from long time cancer of the breast, from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that I would not live more than three months, according to my doctor and from all indication regarding to my medical analysis, the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage after the series of breast surgery conducted by the specialist .all the efforts made to put a resuscitative measure was to no avail, my doctors confirmed that my tendency of lasting long is not Transparent.

My late husband was killed during the U.s. raid against terrorism in Afghanistan, and during the period of our marriage we could not give birth to any child. My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his assets.

Following to my present condition, the doctors have advised me that since I do not have an Alternative, that I should better now decide what I will do with my late husband’s proceeds so I now decided to share some part of this proceeds, to contribute to the development of charity in America, Africa, Asia and Europe especially to create solution to the problem of the less privileged and orphanages.

I selected you after visiting the website I prayed for, I am willing to donate the sum of $2,500.000.00 us dollars, [2.5m Dollars] to the less privileged. Please i want you to note that this fund is lying in a security finance firm, and upon my instruction, will file in an application for the release of the fund in your name.

Lastly, I honestly pray that this money when released will be used for the said purpose even though I may be late then, because I have come to find out that wealth acquisition without goodwill to humanity is vanity and I made the promise to myself that the fund will be used for a better tomorrow.

If you are willing,You are required to send the following informations below.

[1] Your complete contact address

[2] Your full name

[3] your private telephone number

Best regards and god bless you as I wait to hear from you soon.

Your sister,

Mrs. Jeannifer WILLIAMS

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Dear Jeannifer,

I am so sorry to hear that your tendency of lasting long is not transparent, but I’m sure I’m not the first to tell you that transparency is highly overrated.  The news about Frederick was also tragic, although I can’t help but wonder what in the world he was doing in Afghanistan.  I have to admit that I’m slightly suspicious that his wealth (and now yours) resulted from shady dealings with terrorists or the exploitation of the country’s beautiful poppy fields.  But who am I to look a gift horse in the mouth??  I am so honored that you chose me as the less privileged charity in America to receive the gift of your wealth.

I can assure you that your funds will be immediately put to good use.  We’ll first use the money to pay off my grad school debt!  Then, a large chunk will go toward paying for the medical costs that our American insurance refuses to cover for our 2 year-old daughter.  The stereo was recently stolen from my car, so I’ll probably replace that.  Or maybe I’ll just get a new car….  We need a dehumidifier, and I’d LOVE to finish up our landscaping.  My gadget wish list keeps growing, so that would be a fun way to spend some.  Let’s see…..  an iPhone, a Kindle, a new lens for my camera, a Flip Ultra camcorder, and a KitchenAid stand mixer.  That should just about do it.

Hmmm…..wait a second.  We don’t really need any of that.  We’re doing OK, and we’re happy just the way we are.  But I have a brilliant idea.  I’ll donate the money to the Obama campaign.  He is striving to help the less privileged in many, many ways and your generous contribution could put him in the position to do great things as our President.   You may have heard some troubling things being spread about him or his policy, but he has promptly and professionally responded to these allegations in a manner I respect.  His election would most certainly be considered “goodwill toward humanity,” especially considering our options.  Thank you for allowing me to help make a difference in the world in this way.

I am including my private informations.

With all best wishes,

PsychMamma

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22 Comments

Posted by on September 11, 2008 in Politics, Random Fun

 

22 responses to “A Recent Letter From My Inbox

  1. Quart

    September 11, 2008 at 12:45 am

    You’d better get her her informations quickly! Obama will be so pleased!

    Hilarious!!

     
  2. Susie

    September 11, 2008 at 12:49 am

    How crazy is that?! And how great is your response! Quart is right – Obama will be so happy!

     
  3. AMomTwoBoys

    September 11, 2008 at 12:50 am

    BWAH HA HA HA HA. That’s a GREAT idea!

    You’re hilarious. And Jeannifer WILLIAMS is really so kind to offer you such a wonderful opportunity. Actually, to offer AMERICA such a wonderful opportunity.

     
  4. Amy

    September 11, 2008 at 12:52 am

    You are a hoot! 🙂

     
  5. Heather of the EO

    September 11, 2008 at 1:38 am

    LOVE it. Oh the trickers out there! Can’t take you for a sucker. No, no, no!

     
  6. Anna See

    September 11, 2008 at 2:10 am

    What a wonderful opportunity. Quick! May I send her my informations too???

     
  7. Insta-Mom

    September 11, 2008 at 2:14 am

    I’m all for giving Obama the money. But seriously, get yourself the stand mixer first. I mean, a girl has needs.

     
  8. psychmamma

    September 11, 2008 at 2:26 am

    Thanks everybody!

    Insta-Mom –

    Can you believe I’m still using a $20 hand mixer from my single days that overheats/smokes if it has to work too hard (which it seems to think is most of the time)?? Sigh. The positive side is that if my baking turns out badly, I just blame it on the mixer. Ha!

     
  9. Sara

    September 11, 2008 at 3:08 am

    I love you reply. I can wait until she asks for my informations so I can write my reply. You are brilliant!

     
  10. jess

    September 11, 2008 at 3:18 am

    lol your response is classic.

    as far as your mixer is concerned you need to get a new one! get a kitchen aid – they rule.

     
  11. anymommy

    September 11, 2008 at 3:41 am

    Hilarious! My tendancy for lasting long is not transparent either. Loved it. Obama ought to call you and give you a personal interview.

     
  12. Mama Ginger Tree

    September 11, 2008 at 4:17 am

    That was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.

    How about you host a bloggers get away in Hawaii with the money?

     
  13. Luanne

    September 11, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    Quite possibly one of the funniest things I have read! And I agree, you definately need a stand mixer first!

     
  14. AmyInOhio

    September 11, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    The best!

     
  15. Maura

    September 12, 2008 at 12:03 am

    THAT was great! I think you could take a small commission out of the donation in order to buy a new mixer, with the stipulation that you sell some of the resulting baked goods and donate the proceeds to Obama, too. 🙂

     
  16. Maura

    September 12, 2008 at 12:04 am

    P.S. How do I get WordPress to assign a different square to me? It’s always the same one and I’m not a fan. I want a purple one!

     
  17. psychmamma

    September 12, 2008 at 1:06 am

    Maura –

    WordPress just randomly assigns IP addresses a colored square avatar if you don’t have one set up. I think you would go to WordPress.com (homepage) to set up your avatar somewhere, but I don’t know any more than that. Sorry! 😦

     
  18. It All Started With a Kiss

    October 1, 2008 at 3:09 pm

    I can’t believe you turned Mrs. Jeannifer down. You could send her my way. Oh, wait. I have three emails just like that in my inbox. Huh. What’s the chance of that?!

     
  19. texasholly @ June Cleaver Nirvana

    October 1, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    That Mrs. Jennifer is totally two-timing you.

    This is very funny.

    Thanks so much for linking today!

     
  20. Debbie

    October 1, 2008 at 7:25 pm

    Could you respond to some of the mail in my in-box? This is a riot. Glad I found you.

     
  21. Angie @ Keep Believing

    October 2, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    Psychmama,

    This is great. Did you make sure you sent your social secuity number to this phisher, too?

    KEEP BELIEVING

     
  22. jill

    October 2, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    I thought me Jennifer had something special.

    Nice to meet you! Great post!

     

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